Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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