You work out of a Hotel?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
