I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
