Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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