my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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