people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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