He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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