I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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