i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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