she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Mom said you looked used
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
