I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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