So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
why is half of my head shaved?
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