Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I wear drunk well.
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