Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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