I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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