actually, I'm a sock model
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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