Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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