So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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