I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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