.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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