I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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