Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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