so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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