I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Of course I have a pirate flag
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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