yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize
