Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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