You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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