honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
They have beer where we have blood.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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