"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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