You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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