After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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