hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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