now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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