her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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