therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm passing your future prison.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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