S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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