i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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