I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
