You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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