Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think a kid would responsible me up
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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