I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this will be a night to untag.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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