I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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