she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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