i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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