he thought i was a dude.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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