No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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