So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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