I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Buhtt sex?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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