So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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