Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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