Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why didn't you poke me back
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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