only you would photoshop your dick
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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