May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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